oknope:

i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months

doritoslocostacosupreme:

ariana grande at mariah carey

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hatervevo:

transcripts:

"true beauty is within" for example opening your fridge

 

bombing:

wigglethatbutt:

bombing:

just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them

i dreamt i stole someones socks omg

i’m calling the police

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

d-o-r-ia-n:

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god

FUCK

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

– Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

littlebitoftroyler:

restlesslyaspiring:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

COME ON PEOPLE SIGNAL BOOST

Note this NOW!!!!